Tonight, on his way home from work, E came by and picked me up so I could get my rode bike I left at his house and go for a bike ride tonight.
He was on his super cool, tough, expensive looking Harley Davidson motorcycle. I wore my cycling shoes and bicycle helmet.
I looked HAWT!
We were laughing that it looked like he was taking a retard on a motorcycle ride. At that moment, I felt a sting on my left wrist. I looked down and a bee was in full on “if I am dying from this I am going to make it a good one dammit” sting operation. Little bastard!
Holy Schnikey THAT HURT!!!
Even better, I didn’t want to move around too much while riding on the back of the bike so I am flayling my left arm trying to get the little ‘F’er’ to stop stinging me and get off me. I am NOT a bug pin cushion, thank you very much!
Add Bees to my list of flying things I hate, right next to hummingbirds…
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I am sure a soak in Strawberry Park will help!!
And you know me... loathe hummingbirds. Maybe even more than bees. (Then again I have never been stung... finding wood...)
Try "individual with developmental disabilities."
Although, it doesn't have as nice of a ring to it... I'ld stick with retard aroud your friends.... that way everyone will know what you are talking about.
That must have been a sight riding on the Harley with cycling shoes and helmet! Hope the bee sting is feeling better.
DORK!!
LOL
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